( text; ) dated some time after the name-fiasco

[starspangledhero]

So... I'll say right now that, no matter what Denmark said, I'm okay if you call me Alfred or America or both or like, "Almerica" or "Amerifred" or whatever you like! I'm both. I ain't human, but. You know, maybe I'll explain it better some day, but I don't want to right now because Denmark's pissing me off and I don't want to think about things like this when I'm upset, and besides, I've got more important things to talk about right now!

LIKE THANKSGIVING.

I'm gonna have a dinner tomorrow! Miles kinda just reminded me so I know it's kinda short-notice, but I've got a box of instant mashed potatoes and other canned things that can somewhat resemble a Thanksgiving dinner if you tilt your head and squint! Anyway, all Americans are invited, and if we hang out and you're not American you can totally come too! Yes, even you, Little England, are allowed over. Try and bring food if you do show up though, because I will be hungry.

Everyone who's chipping in to help with the whole hot water thing, let's start after Thanksgiving, okay? Oh, let's finish before Christmas! It'll be like a present to ourselves!

...Okay, so I have no idea to lock something to someone who's dead, so if you're listening in Phantom the Kid: I dunno if ghosts eat or what but I guess you're allowed to stop by after everyone else has gone home. It must suck to be dead on the holidays. But I'm a nice guy and even though you scare the piss outta me, I have a sworn duty to you and therefore you can have some potatoes too!

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( voice ) .....I'd say I could arrange that, but alas

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

Speaking to you about opinions and beliefs is pointless, as you more than likely will just believe what you want in the end without taking what has been said into consideration.

( voice ) that would only end in stalking and hatred ;w;

[starspangledhero]

That's true! But maybe your opinion is the same as mine! Or maybe your opinion isn't dead wrong!

( voice ) yes, there is that

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

That obstinate nature is a problem. You don't actually ask for advice, do you?

( voice )

[starspangledhero]

Not really.

( voice )

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

Then it's exactly as I thought.

( voice )

[starspangledhero]

Countries don't ask for advice. They listen to their bosses and their people.

( voice )

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

Point.