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starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
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[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning
[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
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I'd rather not.
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When Germany catches you and carts you off to a prison in the middle of nowhere, don't come crying to me.
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Make sure you have dinner ready for me when I get back.
[ You are officially the domestic one in the Special Relationship. NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH, EYEBROWS. ]
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You can have the leftovers if there's any left.
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[ IS HE DONE WITH JAPAN YET? IS HE COMING OVER? who knows. I don't. ]
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[ it's like a tootsie pop. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW ]
1/2
THIS TIME IS NO DIFFERENT.
When he walks in the door, he looks like this. ]
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Where's my food?!
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Where are your manners?
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[ You say that as though that'll stop a hungry American. HE'LL COMPLAIN ANYWAY. ]
Ew, it's cold.
[ And yet, he keeps shoveling it in his mouth. ]
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[ CAN'T MUSTER UP THE ENERGY TO SOUND LIKE HE CARES ]
If you were actually on time for once it'd be warm.
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[ Starts talking with his mouth full and swallows mid-sentence. ]
--nd then I broke the window and he pulled his sword on me, but I made it out alive! Neat story, huh? Oh, yeah, there was a German guy too, but he doesn't look as German as me.
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[ okay finally putting the book down to come over and whinge more about America's filthy eating habits ]
You look like an idiot.
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[ On some beautiful, shining days, America is capable of sarcasm. Today is not shining or beautiful but let's roll with it anyway. ]
Huh?
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[ and kicking America in the shins under the table ]
Your hair. It makes you look vaguely dumber than usual.
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[ KICKING BACK. ]
You just know you can't pull off German as well as me. Watch!
[ He pauses, expression like he usually gets when he's trying to think, and then all of a sudden his face sets to be B|
BEHOLD. A GERMAN. ]
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That's-- actually not so bad.
You didn't get hurt or anything, did you? Not that it matters to me, obviously. But if you're bleeding somewhere I'd rather not have it stain the carpet.
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Told ya! I can only pull off that face for so long. Germany must have some real issues to constantly look constipated and angry.
[ Turning over his hands. ]
Few cuts from the window, nothing serious. ...Japan let me go with my head on my shoulders. That's new.
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[ SIGH OH AMERICA. You are like Indiana Jones without the degree in archaeology ]
Do you need a bandaid?
[ CUTE PINK BUNNY BANDAIDS. Like the kind Chuck predicted ]
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[ TECHNICALLY HE LIKES ARCHEOLOGY? But I know nothing about it s-sob. ]
Uh. Sure, why not.
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[ vanishing for a moment to dig in his drawers for a box of bunnyaids. When he finally finds them, he throws them at America. They might bounce off his forehead ]
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[ Rubbing his forehead and probably re-opening some of the cuts. He's trying to carefully put them all over his hands ;w; ]
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Idiot; you can't even bandage yourself properly.
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[ the greatest country in the world, defeated by pink bunny band-aids. ]
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[ mutter mutter opening a bandaid for America and holding it out... wondering how to do this in the least awkward way ]
... Roll your hand around this.
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