[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[starspangledhero]

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

Comments

[starspangledhero]

Not as cool than if he'd like... stuff me into an awesome action pose. You know! Like a stuffed bear, but cooler!

[ TECHNICALLY HE LIKES ARCHEOLOGY? But I know nothing about it s-sob. ]

Uh. Sure, why not.

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

Beyond tacky. After posing you, all he'd have to do is dress you in a tweed coat and plaid trousers, and you'd win 'ponce of the year'.

[ vanishing for a moment to dig in his drawers for a box of bunnyaids. When he finally finds them, he throws them at America. They might bounce off his forehead ]

[starspangledhero]

Tweed coat wouldn't be so-- ow!

[ Rubbing his forehead and probably re-opening some of the cuts. He's trying to carefully put them all over his hands ;w; ]

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

[ watching awkwardly from the side, before finally HUFFING AND COMING ON OVER ]

Idiot; you can't even bandage yourself properly.

[starspangledhero]

They're complicated.

[ the greatest country in the world, defeated by pink bunny band-aids. ]

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

Buffoon.

[ mutter mutter opening a bandaid for America and holding it out... wondering how to do this in the least awkward way ]

... Roll your hand around this.

[starspangledhero]

[ Fact: there is no way that isn't awkward. Sticking his hand out, trying to align a cut with the center.

It's hard :( ]

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

[ ... sob. England just... awkward kind of repositions the bandaid and sticks it on America's cut. He however, does leave it to America to roll the sticky part around the rest of the hand ]

[starspangledhero]

[ rolling the sticky part and smiling happily at his accomplishment. ]