( video; AU!Discedo )

[starspangledhero]

[ Any of you guys attending Spero University? Yes? Then you might be familiar with one of the frat chapters, Kappa Sigma. They're the ones who live in that housing across a small field where there is currently an inflatable pool set up in the front. Yeah. Those guys. You will also learn very quickly that they have a new pledge that you're all, unfortunately, aware of.

So. America has just found himself in a completely different life, in which he is a human college student with tons friends, a supposed girlfriend, and copious amounts of fast food. If you expected him to be standing before you in anything but a college hoodie and a huge smile, you were sorely mistaken. ]

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!!!!

PARTY AT KAPPA SIG HOUSE, THIS SATURDAY! SHOW UP WHENEVER BECAUSE I'M STARTING THE PARTY AS SOON AS I'M AWAKE! AND THERE'S NOTHING THE MAN CAN DO TO STOP US!

[ Ten bucks says America will ruin the rest of the week with a student-wide take over. No one will be surprised. Anyway, here is where he gives the address and some vague directions on how to get there (which is something along the lines of "GET OFF THE FERRY, WALK UNTIL YOU SEE THE STOP SIGN WITH BLUE SPRAY PAINT ON IT" etc. A couple guys hang out in the background hitting golf balls onto the roof. Behold his friendship. ]

Yeah, yeah, I heard the rest of you guys, but you gotta relax. Whatever's going on, live in the moment! When's the last time any of you have had real hot wings? Or watched TV? Or any of those important things in life?! C'mon! Take a sec to just kick back and enjoy yourselves for one night, and then we can go back to being confused!

Well. More confused. We've kinda been stuck in that other Discedo with weird shit happening since however-long, so once you're used to that, this is a blessing! Maybe it's God's early Easter present to us!

ANYWAY. PARTY. MY PLACE. SATURDAY. EVERYONE INVITED. EVERYONE. WE'LL FIGURE OUT THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE OVER A KEG AND OTHER STUFF. WINK WINK.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.

IT'S FUCKING FLAWLESS.

Comments

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

{Well this was a wonderful thing to wake up to;
America yelling in his ear.
Joy.}

...You seem like you're having fun.

Although this seems like a good way to get everyone from our regualar Discedo together.

[starspangledhero]

Hey, that is a good idea! Glad I thought of it!

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

...Right. {He really doesn't care that you took credit.}

I'll see if I can come, then. It seems my... er, 'father' is a bit protective.

[starspangledhero]

That sucks. He gonna have a cow if you try to sneak out?

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe.

I guess I could ask him and see what he says, but I've been trying not to interact with him too much in case he thinks I'm different than I'm supposed to be here.

[starspangledhero]

What if you're supposed to be rebellious and avoid him?

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't think I am.
There's no evidence that I'm supposed to be, and I looked all over the house.

[starspangledhero]

Whoa, you figured that out just by looking around? Rad! I just woke up on a couch with a bucket of puke next to me and a feather boa stuffed down my pants.

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[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

Um...

Anyway-

{Here comes AU!Papa Fudo, bursting into the room.}

[BLUE]Yusei-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan![BLUE]

Oh, uh, hi, Dad...

[BLUE]Who are you talking to?[BLUE]

A friend... Um, can I go to a party on Saturday?

{Long pause from Papa, then-}

[BLUE]Of COURSE you can! I'm so happy you've finally taken an interest in socialization, my boy![BLUE] {He spins over and glomps Yusei.}
[BLUE]Make lots and lots of friends![BLUE]

{Papa turns and faces the camera, and America.}
[BLUE]I hope you are a good friend to my precious son![BLUE]

{And the entire time this is happening, Yusei is just sitting there looking vaguely embarrassed.}

it's okay!

[starspangledhero]

[ America keeps his cool and acts completely natural. ]

Hahaha! 'Course I will! This'll be like and intro into college life! He'll get to look around the University and get ahead in the social scene! More motivation to work hard to get there, ya?

[ THUMBS UP. Wow he can be a convincing liar when he wants. IT'S ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE. ]

8D

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

[BLUE]WONDERFUL! Then I hope you have a good time at the party, Yusei-chan! I'll make cookies![BLUE]

{Fudo Papa then proceeds to spin out of the room.

Yusei just stares after him.}

...Sorry about him. He's very... excitable.

[starspangledhero]

Hey, better than if he was all "grrr no parties ever, the youth aren't going to change the world, you're just defying traditions now go to your room!"

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

Yea, that's true.
He's just a bit... different than I imagined a father to be.