( video; AU!Discedo )

[starspangledhero]

[ Any of you guys attending Spero University? Yes? Then you might be familiar with one of the frat chapters, Kappa Sigma. They're the ones who live in that housing across a small field where there is currently an inflatable pool set up in the front. Yeah. Those guys. You will also learn very quickly that they have a new pledge that you're all, unfortunately, aware of.

So. America has just found himself in a completely different life, in which he is a human college student with tons friends, a supposed girlfriend, and copious amounts of fast food. If you expected him to be standing before you in anything but a college hoodie and a huge smile, you were sorely mistaken. ]

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!!!!

PARTY AT KAPPA SIG HOUSE, THIS SATURDAY! SHOW UP WHENEVER BECAUSE I'M STARTING THE PARTY AS SOON AS I'M AWAKE! AND THERE'S NOTHING THE MAN CAN DO TO STOP US!

[ Ten bucks says America will ruin the rest of the week with a student-wide take over. No one will be surprised. Anyway, here is where he gives the address and some vague directions on how to get there (which is something along the lines of "GET OFF THE FERRY, WALK UNTIL YOU SEE THE STOP SIGN WITH BLUE SPRAY PAINT ON IT" etc. A couple guys hang out in the background hitting golf balls onto the roof. Behold his friendship. ]

Yeah, yeah, I heard the rest of you guys, but you gotta relax. Whatever's going on, live in the moment! When's the last time any of you have had real hot wings? Or watched TV? Or any of those important things in life?! C'mon! Take a sec to just kick back and enjoy yourselves for one night, and then we can go back to being confused!

Well. More confused. We've kinda been stuck in that other Discedo with weird shit happening since however-long, so once you're used to that, this is a blessing! Maybe it's God's early Easter present to us!

ANYWAY. PARTY. MY PLACE. SATURDAY. EVERYONE INVITED. EVERYONE. WE'LL FIGURE OUT THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE OVER A KEG AND OTHER STUFF. WINK WINK.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.

IT'S FUCKING FLAWLESS.

Comments

[starspangledhero]

That's right. Hot wings. [ Buffalo Wild Wings' new platter: Marco. ]

That's what I figure! It's a good break from the usual. And if anyone deserves a break, it's anyone who remembers the dead Discedo.

[fierybluebird]

[OTL. That's either sexy or disturbing.]

Indeed. Breaks are always great, eh.

[starspangledhero]

Exactly! Plus I might be able to figure some stuff out if I can gather enough people together.

...But mostly it's gonna be fun.

[fierybluebird]

[There's a blink at that. Cunning at pretending to be stupid? Accidentally brilliant?? Is America a D?!]

Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. Maybe a bit of a break, sharing news. What are parties for?

[starspangledhero]

[ ALL OF THE ABOVE. It's not hard to deviously pretend to be a party animal when you really are one. ]

Everything you just mentioned and more! By more, I of course mean all the stuff you'd find at a normal party. Like beer. And other stuff. Hint hint.

DON'T FORGET THE RUM AND COKE!

[fierybluebird]

[So basically America is a D. Marco is going to watch him eat a billion hamburgers sometimes and be like "OMFG You're a D!"]

[Laaaughs.]

You got it man.

[starspangledhero]

[ IDK WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I PRESUME IT'S GOOD. ]

FUCK YES!

[fierybluebird]

[Luffy & Ace & Gol D. Roger are Ds. It's a family thing of big eaters and crazy dangerous change the whole world hero types.]

So big guest list you think?

[starspangledhero]

[ ...yep that's him. ]

Man, there isn't even a list! I'm inviting everyone I know, and all my brothers are inviting everyone they know, and probably some people we don't, so who knows how big it's gonna be!

[fierybluebird]

[He might have to change the middle initial then. It could be D for Dwight.]

That could get very out of hand very fast.