Not too different? Does Namine think people hatch out of eggs? You were going to wait to give her that whole "birds and the bees" talk until she got a boyfriend, but there are a few misconceptions you'll have to clear up.
She is undoubtedly eager to receive your extensive knowledge on sex and will not be horrified at all when you demonstrate how to put on a condom using a phallic object.
America: Try to understand cultural differences.
You fail miserably at this. This comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. Not even yourself.
You... hatch from eggs... and are a troll... cat girl... who eats animals. Huh. Okay then. That's weird.
America: Point out the bright side to the situation.
Well, I mean. You kinda ate my dog and I'm gonna bawl again as soon as I process all this, but yeah. It does seem to be a misunderstanding. Guess I don't have to shoot you now!
You think that you are largely successful in pointing out the bright side to the situation. However, it is no longer simply an awkward conversation shuffle. It has evolved into a full fucking dance. Not even slow dancing, this is an all-out Dirty Dancing equivalent to how the awkwardness of this conversation is progressing.
That analogy made no sense and yet I fail to care.
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Not too different? Does Namine think people hatch out of eggs? You were going to wait to give her that whole "birds and the bees" talk until she got a boyfriend, but there are a few misconceptions you'll have to clear up.
She is undoubtedly eager to receive your extensive knowledge on sex and will not be horrified at all when you demonstrate how to put on a condom using a phallic object.
America: Try to understand cultural differences.
You fail miserably at this. This comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. Not even yourself.
You... hatch from eggs... and are a troll... cat girl... who eats animals. Huh. Okay then. That's weird.
America: Point out the bright side to the situation.
Well, I mean. You kinda ate my dog and I'm gonna bawl again as soon as I process all this, but yeah. It does seem to be a misunderstanding. Guess I don't have to shoot you now!
You think that you are largely successful in pointing out the bright side to the situation. However, it is no longer simply an awkward conversation shuffle. It has evolved into a full fucking dance. Not even slow dancing, this is an all-out Dirty Dancing equivalent to how the awkwardness of this conversation is progressing.
That analogy made no sense and yet I fail to care.