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[starspangledhero]

[ Here is America. He is extremely dirty, tired-looking, and, given the red chapped face and dark tint to his nose and cheeks, slightly frostbitten. Nothing new. If you have been here since his arrival, you probably know what happened while I was on hiatus. ]

Uh. Thanks, Namine. Again. For the... yeah. I'd say it'll never happen again, but it keeps happening.

...D-don't ask where I've been. Not here, is the answer. Kinda out towards the prairie, but I didn't hit the river. Let's just leave it at that.

[ He sniffles loudly and wipes his nose with his sleeve. ]

Sorry 'bout that guys. I try to be around to save the day as much as possible, but it's way harder without planes and stuff! Did I miss anything cool?

Comments

[gunshooting.livejournal.com]

... By 'late' I mean "It's over." As in "the fat lady sang twenty years ago."

Also I hear you can see Russia from Alaska, but I personally think that's just a bunch of crap.

[starspangledhero]

You can see Russia from Alaska?! ...Why haven't I thought of this. Now I can keep an eye on him without leaving my place!

[gunshooting.livejournal.com]

...

I think you should keep an eye on Russia from a padded cell instead.

[starspangledhero]

Why there?

[gunshooting.livejournal.com]

Those places give you pudding.

[starspangledhero]

I have pudding at home though!