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[starspangledhero]

[ Here is America. He is extremely dirty, tired-looking, and, given the red chapped face and dark tint to his nose and cheeks, slightly frostbitten. Nothing new. If you have been here since his arrival, you probably know what happened while I was on hiatus. ]

Uh. Thanks, Namine. Again. For the... yeah. I'd say it'll never happen again, but it keeps happening.

...D-don't ask where I've been. Not here, is the answer. Kinda out towards the prairie, but I didn't hit the river. Let's just leave it at that.

[ He sniffles loudly and wipes his nose with his sleeve. ]

Sorry 'bout that guys. I try to be around to save the day as much as possible, but it's way harder without planes and stuff! Did I miss anything cool?

Comments

[starspangledhero]

I would make it work out.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I strongly doubt that.

[Danny's opinion of America's competence and common sense had taken a very, very deep dive after all the times he'd heard him scream.]

[starspangledhero]

I'm really good with animals! I didn't have much company other than buffaloes and the like for... I dunno how long, but a long time!

[ hey, hey, it's just ghosts. pit him against an opposing army and imminent death and he's a ROCK. zombies? even better. ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Buffaloes are a little different from raptors.

[Sadly, any meeting with Danny will inevitably involve ghosts.]

[starspangledhero]

Bear cubs?

[ sobbbb. at least he's getting somewhat better about the Phantom ;A; ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

They had really big teeth. And nasty tempers.

[Only because he jumped to a really wrong conclusion.]

[starspangledhero]

Maybe they were just cranky?

[ whatever works, right? DEAD CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS SAD CASES. ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

The entire time they were here?

[Or they're the most annoying thing ever. See Danny's encounters with a certain brat named Youngblood.]

[starspangledhero]

Yeah! It's cold! Dinosaurs don't like the cold. Why else would they all go away before the Ice Age hit?

[ LOL THE PIRATE KID? okay them and the creepy orphanage kids from Supernatural make the "not so sad" list. ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Um, because the ashes that meteorite sent up blocked the sun for a few years and no food was growing?

[Danny has very little sympathy for ghost kids. He has enough to handle bbaysitting all the adults.]

[starspangledhero]

I prefer to think that Tony's people all took them away to live on a planet that looks like Hawaii.

[ this from the country that split the atom and landed on the moon. congrats, Danny, now you get to babysit a whole country. ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

....Right. Of course you do.

[Story of his life. Apparently the superhero job description involves babysitting everyone around you.]

[starspangledhero]

The alternative is sad.

[ superheroing sounds less and less fun every day. ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Maybe they all became ghosts.

[The hours suck and the pay is non-existent.]

[starspangledhero]

Don't even joke like that.