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[starspangledhero]

[ Here is America. He is extremely dirty, tired-looking, and, given the red chapped face and dark tint to his nose and cheeks, slightly frostbitten. Nothing new. If you have been here since his arrival, you probably know what happened while I was on hiatus. ]

Uh. Thanks, Namine. Again. For the... yeah. I'd say it'll never happen again, but it keeps happening.

...D-don't ask where I've been. Not here, is the answer. Kinda out towards the prairie, but I didn't hit the river. Let's just leave it at that.

[ He sniffles loudly and wipes his nose with his sleeve. ]

Sorry 'bout that guys. I try to be around to save the day as much as possible, but it's way harder without planes and stuff! Did I miss anything cool?

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[starspangledhero]

But I'm not sick! Does it have to be today?!

[ whinnneeeeee but not really trying a desperate escape, because hey, the water's still warm, and that's his big complaint. ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Because you got back and you're dirty! Besides, this is a good way to warm up.

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[starspangledhero]

[ MAKING WHINY NOISES but not moving. Or undressing (for once). ]

I'm not gonna fit in that bucket.

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

I know.

Take your clothes off. They're filthy.

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[starspangledhero]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee. Even though I don't have any of the washing machines fixed up or working or anything... and that water better be warm, or else you're making dinner tonight! And not just canned stuff either, I mean burgers.

[ grumbling and stripping. it's not like he doesn't walk around the apartment naked all the time anyway. ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

I couldn't get burgers anyway.



How long has it been since you had a bath?!

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[starspangledhero]

Well I was almost two weeks down in that hole, and before that I was still busy fixing the water heater...

[ Be thankful you didn't know him when he only bathed once a year. ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

How did you even stay alive? You eat quite a few times a day, I can't imagine you going for two weeks.

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[starspangledhero]

I had some food with me! Besides, I've gone way longer on way less. Like last year...

[ oh wait maybe his starving to death is a sore spot for her. whoops. and SHE WOULD BE EQUALLY SMELLY. 17TH CENTURY YOU DO NOT BATHE AND EVERYONE HAS SMALLPOX. ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Aah... right, last year. Well the goal is to stop you from doing that.

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[starspangledhero]

I'm not human this time around so it'll be fine!

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't be careful!

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[starspangledhero]

I am careful! Taking my chip out was the most careful step I could take!