( text; ) dated some time after the name-fiasco

[starspangledhero]

So... I'll say right now that, no matter what Denmark said, I'm okay if you call me Alfred or America or both or like, "Almerica" or "Amerifred" or whatever you like! I'm both. I ain't human, but. You know, maybe I'll explain it better some day, but I don't want to right now because Denmark's pissing me off and I don't want to think about things like this when I'm upset, and besides, I've got more important things to talk about right now!

LIKE THANKSGIVING.

I'm gonna have a dinner tomorrow! Miles kinda just reminded me so I know it's kinda short-notice, but I've got a box of instant mashed potatoes and other canned things that can somewhat resemble a Thanksgiving dinner if you tilt your head and squint! Anyway, all Americans are invited, and if we hang out and you're not American you can totally come too! Yes, even you, Little England, are allowed over. Try and bring food if you do show up though, because I will be hungry.

Everyone who's chipping in to help with the whole hot water thing, let's start after Thanksgiving, okay? Oh, let's finish before Christmas! It'll be like a present to ourselves!

...Okay, so I have no idea to lock something to someone who's dead, so if you're listening in Phantom the Kid: I dunno if ghosts eat or what but I guess you're allowed to stop by after everyone else has gone home. It must suck to be dead on the holidays. But I'm a nice guy and even though you scare the piss outta me, I have a sworn duty to you and therefore you can have some potatoes too!

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[starspangledhero]

I know what ya mean! This is my second Thanksgiving here, which really blows because I've never found a turkey here, ever, and how can you have a real Thanksgiving without turkey?

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This is my first Thanksgiving here, personally.

Maybe next year we should request a turkey. Though I would hope we all have a chance to be home by then.

[starspangledhero]

And hopefully the last. I mean, hopefully we'll all be back home for our next holiday.

Yeah! Or like, a ham for Christmas!

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Hopefully we will be, if not we can always make the most of it here.

A ham for Christmas huh? It would be a start to getting the holiday right.

[starspangledhero]

Yeah, could be worse. At least we're not short on good people to celebrate things with!

Man, what I wouldn't give for some actual food. Like McDonalds.

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It's always quite the crowd around here isn't it?

...I never thought I'd crave something like fast food, but it does sound good.