starspangledhero | [video] in which America will prove that he's right and YOU ARE WRONG

[ Something is amiss in Hetalialand. If you thought Italy!Japan was odd, you're in for something else tonight. Instead of America's usual bomber jacket/hippie clothes/nudity, he's actually cleaned himself up. The horrendous bowl cut is slicked back to be less... awful, he's clean-shaven, and he's managed to patch together a semi-respectable navy blue suit. (Kinda like the icon but way more dusty/moth-eaten/DAMN IT DISCEDO RUINS EVERYTHING AND HE'S TRYING.) Also, red bow tie. Of course. There is nothing to be done about the cowlick. Oh, and the bandages are gone yay! All that's left is a bruise around his left eye.

America had currently set the communicator aside to finish fixing his hair in the mirror. Even his apartment is cleaned up what the hell have you done to him, Japan. ]

Japan's love life aside, there's still a lot of other work to be done to Discedo. Things to be mended, repaired, restored, removed, explored. And I hope you know all know that I fully intend to do all that. As much as is possible for a world power, anyway, though I have to say that's a lot to look forward to!

[ He finishes combing his hair and, to the side of the screen, effortless hoists a washing machine onto his shoulder and moves it off-screen. Walking back over: ]

Doctor Whoever You Are, whenever you're free, I'd very much appreciate any help with this. I can move them all to the basement no problem, but I'm afraid I'm a bit lost when it comes to piping and repairs. Still, I'll do all I can!

In the mean time... I've decided to take everyone's advice and give myself a night off. I've already worked myself to death once; it wouldn't do anyone a favor to repeat that. Not when there's so much left to do!

Anyone is welcome to join me for a drink, or just to hang out-- er, socialize. Whatever. Point is, company's welcome. Otherwise I guess I'll... go fight my way through the library and hope they have one of my writers. Or something sci-fi!

[ America grins, winks at the camera, and bows slightly before moving to shut it off. Blame Japan. BLAME THE COMMUNISTS TOO IF YOU'D LIKE. ]

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THAT'S KINDA PERSONAL, MAN.

I NEVER SAID YA COULD USE MY TOILET. IT'S MINE.

I HAD TO GO.

AND LOOK WHERE THAT LANDED YA.

I DON'T WANT SYPHILIS!

NEITHER DO I!

GET RID OF IT!

FOR ALL I KNOW, YA GAVE IT TO ME! Fuck, now I have to tell everyone to get tested...

Ya think if I did it like yer doing it, all fake, Nor wouldn't kill me?

MAN I'M CLEAN, I'VE BEEN USING PROTECTION SINCE FOREVER! Even though it was apparently for the wrong reason, but hey, I'm still good.

What now? I dunno.

WELL, I HAVEN'T! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I COULD CATCH NEUROSYPHILIS!

I'll think of something. Maybe I can... make a nice dinner...

NEITHER DID I! AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT US!

...Flowers might be a nice way to say "I'm sorry I gave you syphilis."

GOD DAMN IT.

Yeah, that might work... where the hell am I gonna find flowers?

Edited 2010-08-21 19:16 (UTC)

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

Make some outta paper and stuff!

I don't know how to make 'em out of paper!

Paint some?

... Okay.

Or ask Italy to do it. He's good at painting.

Hey, good idea!

Good luck not getting your head bitten off!

If I die, I'll just revive again!

Yeah, but it's still inconvenient.

And I'd have to get my chip out again...

You would? Why?! ...Would you be a sheep again?

I don't wanna be human! And I have no idea what was up with that sheep!

Neither do I! It's too weird, I'm not strong enough, and there's no real point to it if you're a nation anyway and have all your memories of being one. Kinda defeats the purpose.

But I do wanna turn into a buffalo...

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