starspangledhero | [voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

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B-But I'm not at war with anyone!

You are with me.

But I don't like fighting or violence!

Then surrender!

But we're not fighting!

America-kun, please! Don't say such hurtful things! You're going to upset someone!

You know what's upsetting? Getting bombed.

So hurry up and surrender!

Getting... bombed? Nobody's been bombed here..

I-I'm not surrendering because I didn't do anything!

I have!

Your country and I are on opposite sides in a war. That's how it works.

B-But so has...

[ohgodohgod chibi bondage-dressed midget flail]

I... I won't let you hurt Japan-san! He's my friend! He..

I-If you're angry because I took your playing cards, I'm sorry! I just... I had to borrow them to play some games, but I added to them! I made them better so now there's 52 cards... I was going to give them back but I didn't have a chance to and I'm sorry..

I was gonna ask first, but..

Hey, weird kid, just chill out and surrender. I don't even know what you're talking about. There's only two fact: you're Japanese, I'm American, and Japan and I are at war.

[...]

....No. I'm not surrendering for a war I'm not a part of!

Then I'll make you surrender!

[nnnng what evennnn ahhhh where is his creepy alter ego when he needs him. ;o;]

...how?