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starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
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[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning
[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
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[ Taking out a tin pineapple pudding and SHOVING SOME IN YOUR MOUTH. According to Silent Night, this was part of the rations. I assume there's probably some in Discedo somewhere. ]
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SECURELY TUCKING TEUTON UNDER HIS FREAKISHLY STRONG ARMS LIKE A BABBY BUFFALO. ]
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THIS BRAT JUST TURNED INTO MIKE FUCKIN' TYSON. HE NEVER GOES DOWN. NEVER EVER. ]
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literally.
unfortunately for babby, he is tiring. damn you. ]
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That's right, babby. Tireeee. It is just another victory for the capitalists. America's heading back to his place btw. ]
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babby will be praying very very very loudly to god. something about not being eaten, thank you very much. ]
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And he drops babby on the floor and locks the door. But he doesn't really do anything else. Mostly he's messing around on his communicator, sort of shooting glances at T. Pain to make sure he's not peeing on anything or lighting stuff on fire. ]
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But America will be staring curiously at T. Pain. ]
What's wrong with you? You hungry? Rabid?
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GOIN' FOR THE WINDOW. ]
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No! Wait! You'll break a leg!
[ In which case you will be easier to retrieve. ]