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✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
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[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-06-30 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's war. Don't worry though! I'm always the victor!

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alright, she's convinced. That was easy. She nods, and makes that... nodding noise. I don't know how to describe anything anymore apparently. Also alliteration is am awesome. ]

I believe in you, America! Just be careful!
Edited 2010-06-30 21:44 (UTC)
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-06-30 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE CAN FEEL THE NOD IN HIS HEART ;w; ]

Of course you do; I'm the greatest country ever! I'm being super careful. I've got a disguise and binoculars and guns and everything. No way they'll catch me!

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Slicking back your hardly counts as a disguise, America. YOU ARE TALKING TO A COSTUME THIEF. She is not impressed. Not that she can see him, but whatever. IF SHE COULD, SHE WOULD NOT BE IMPRESSED. HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING A FLAG ON HIS HEAD. ]

Is it a good disguise? Isaac and I are masters, we could have helped you! [ Although, that probably would have made him stand out more hahaha. ]
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ HEY, HE'S ALSO WEARING GREEN. There are three key elements to Germany: his blond hair is slicked back, he wears green, and he always looks 8| America will pull off the latter SOMEHOW. ]

I look really German! I think Germany even has a pair of glasses somewhere, so mine shouldn't stick out either! I took my inspiration from you guys, so... in way, you did help me!

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OKAY WELL. I GUESS THAT'S OKAY. I am trying to imagine America being 8| all the time... ow, I think my brain broke. ]

So it's like we helped incognito? [ Always wanted to use that word in a tag. AND NOW I HAVE. ]
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-03 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Then... yeah! I think!
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
When'd you do that?

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's a secret! That's why it's called incognito.

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't supposed to know when someone's incognito or it ruins their disguise, silly.
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then how do I know if I'm incognito if no one can know?

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sob America why do you ask confusing questions ]

If you don't know if you're incognito, you probably aren't.
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ because his thought process is like Isaac's on crack ]

So... even if no one knows I'm incognito I will still know? If I know I'm incognito, I really am, but if I don't know I'm incognito, I'm not?
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-08 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! Then I'm incognito! ...I think!

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh! [ In a whisper: ] Don't tell anyone or you won't be incognito anymore!
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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-07-08 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[LOUD WHISPER:] Okay! ...I can't tell you?

[identity profile] isaaaaaac.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to tell me! I'm a professional, I already know.
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