starspangledhero: (You've got wipers on your headlights!)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote 2011-01-20 09:50 am (UTC)

If this wasn't so incredibly stupid, there would be a command here labeled "America: Drink the coffee of Life." It would be delicious and taste like Starbucks. Somewhere, an Australian man would be pleased. That is irrelevant though, because fuck that guy and fuck that game.

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You hold up your hands defensively. You're still not sure what the hell is going on.

America: LOUD NOISES.

That is the least helpful command thus far. And yet, you are compelled to obey.


LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON CAN YA JUST TELL ME WHY YOU'RE FREAKING OUT?!

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