The fact that these troll kids(?) are repeatedly disappointed at the lack of dog corpse is both disturbing and somewhat admirable. Their appetites nearly rival America's in their tenacity and their apparent willingness to eat anything.
America: React in horror and grab the shotgun.
What? Why would you do that? It's just a fish girl with sharp teeth. Sheesh, you talk to a fucking werepire on a daily basis. It's not like she's communist or anything.
...Maybe.
You will investigate this later.
America: Be an amiable host.
Alrighty then! I'll go get the cleaning supplies! You want anything to eat while we clean up?
Because YOUR FRIEND ALREADY ATE MY FUCKING DOG I'M SORRY ALL I HAVE LEFT TO OFFER IS CANNED STEW.
That is what you would say if you had the same anger level as Karkat. But you don't. No one has that level of anger except Karkat.
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The fact that these troll kids(?) are repeatedly disappointed at the lack of dog corpse is both disturbing and somewhat admirable. Their appetites nearly rival America's in their tenacity and their apparent willingness to eat anything.
America: React in horror and grab the shotgun.
What? Why would you do that? It's just a fish girl with sharp teeth. Sheesh, you talk to a fucking werepire on a daily basis. It's not like she's communist or anything.
...Maybe.
You will investigate this later.
America: Be an amiable host.
Alrighty then! I'll go get the cleaning supplies! You want anything to eat while we clean up?
Because YOUR FRIEND ALREADY ATE MY FUCKING DOG I'M SORRY ALL I HAVE LEFT TO OFFER IS CANNED STEW.
That is what you would say if you had the same anger level as Karkat. But you don't. No one has that level of anger except Karkat.