[ He caught on anyway. HE'S TOO TIRED TO BE SO WILLFULLY UNOBSERVANT. ]

Yeah that's why I mentioned that whole "I don't wanna be a cheater!" 'Cause I thought... yeah.

Well. [ He leans back and props his feet up on Japan's coffee table. I am presuming Japan has a coffee table that America can defile with is boots. ] I dunno about other nations, but "such things" are good if you're with a human or whatever. Relationships, I mean. Even without the physical aspect of it.