A movie's like... hmm, well you know on these things? How you can see people, but they're not actually there? It's like that! Instead of talking to people, you're watching a story!

I kinda gave up on witches and wizards a long time ago, too. Magic is usually just another way of talkin' about religion. [ or, at least, that's his rationalization for Louisiana Voodoo. Too bad this is before the era of Harry Potter. ]