That's important job! In fact, one of the most important! Well, back home, the entertainment kinda sucks here but that's not my fault. If it was up to me, we'd have television and a football stadium and everything!

...Oh, right, about the whole city being attacked thing. Uh, well, all else fails, are you staying anywhere that could house extra guests? My embassy's kinda collapsed and people need a place to stay.