[ He rolls to sit up, clutching his belly much more loosely. ]
No, never. Nuh-uh. ...Maybe. Maybe. Only if you ask nicely and promise not to laugh. And only because you're my closest ally and wouldn't betray this information to Russia. And you already know how it ends anyway-- Wait, no, no way, it's too embarrassing, and it's way too awkward!
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[ He rolls to sit up, clutching his belly much more loosely. ]
No, never. Nuh-uh. ...Maybe. Maybe. Only if you ask nicely and promise not to laugh. And only because you're my closest ally and wouldn't betray this information to Russia. And you already know how it ends anyway-- Wait, no, no way, it's too embarrassing, and it's way too awkward!