[ fact: America is only strong when it comes to non-trivial things. Dying of pneumonia? No problem. Nose broken and shot by Russia? Still ready to rumble! Kicked by England while surrounded by dryers? Obviously a problem. ]
And now there's a crystal lodged in my intestines and I have internal bleeding and I'm gonna die before I get to turn into a buffalo!
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[ fact: America is only strong when it comes to non-trivial things. Dying of pneumonia? No problem. Nose broken and shot by Russia? Still ready to rumble! Kicked by England while surrounded by dryers? Obviously a problem. ]
And now there's a crystal lodged in my intestines and I have internal bleeding and I'm gonna die before I get to turn into a buffalo!