[ he's never going to get rid of those lice; the whole apartment complex has them now and they keep passing them around like a joint or something. I DUNNO THAT SENTENCE GOT AWAY FROM ME... and kind of shoving over the pie which is faintly smoking ]

Before you say anything, no. I didn't bake it specifically for you.

[ annnnd walking past Amerca to examine his apartment... and looking for more crystals to hoarde. ]

... are you finding an new occupation as a junk monger?