[ HE HATES IT SO MUCH BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE IT. In decades to come, though, the only tea he'll drink will be heated from the microwave in a mug.

Now leaning on a table so he doesn't have to sway to stand. ]

Quite so!

[ Yes, he just tried to imitate an English accent. He failed miserably. ]

I've had... ah, I've lost count of how many shots I had. I'm okay though. I don't get rowdy or anything, unless someone punches me first.