[This dumbass didn't know a saloon was for drinking, because a. he's never been to a saloon and b. he's never had alcohol. (c. poker would be his worst enemy if he ever met it)

As it is he finally tumbles inside after wandering through half the city (at night! though he luckily didn't run into a million monsters), wrinkling his nose at the smell.

Cue looking around for that one blond guy.]