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starspangledhero) wrote2011-10-23 02:08 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-10-23 02:08 pm
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FOOD ORDERS FROM THE TASTIEST COUNTRY EVER ARE COMPLETE! ☆
1. Soup for Grell! It was canned but I added more salt and stuff to make it tastier!
2. Sugar cookies for Stocking because I don't remember what I promised you but I figured as long as it was sweet you wouldn't care!
3. Chicken nuggets for whoever. Not made from real chicken but I swear it tastes the same!
4. I had more food and then I ate it.
5. Dog treats for France! You can have them even if you're not tiny anymore.
Man I should just open up my own chain here. More on that later! First I have a bunch of stuff to get in order, like catching one of those death horses and making it love me best and search my house for little recording devicesand make a tinfoil hat.
For those of you living in American Embassy Apartments on Marshall, don't worry! I'll try and fix this place up before winter comes! I won't be around as much as I used to be anymore, so I might need some back-up running the place. Any volunteers?
[ locked to self ]
YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU'RE HOT AND CHARMING AND KIND AND A PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK. SO WHY DO YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE? ANSWER: BECAUSE GIRLS (OR GAY WEREPIRES) PLAY MIND GAMES. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG, BUT REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES YOUR GIRLFRIENDS GOT PISSED AT YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON? AND THEN IT WAS LIKE THEY EVERYTHING YOU DID WAS HERESY? IT'S LIKE THAT ALL OVER AGAIN. I KNOW IT SUCKS (I'M YOU AFTER ALL) BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. BUT HE DOESN'T. HE'S DUMB. BIG DUMB GAY VAMPIRE. BUT YOU LOVE HIM DESPITE HIM BEING A JERK, SO IF HE DOESN'T ADMIT HE'S WRONG YOU HAVE TO SUCK IT UP OR RISK GETTING DUMPED.
YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU DON'T SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS. GO FIGHT WIN!!!!
P.S. don't forget to tell him you have lice before you sleep with him again.
P.P.S. because I know this communicator is bugged and that the people in charge can read anything: I'm onto you.
[ locked to Tatsumi ]
So. ...If you're in Discedo, I'm next door. But don't come over. Yet.
Sup.
1. Soup for Grell! It was canned but I added more salt and stuff to make it tastier!
2. Sugar cookies for Stocking because I don't remember what I promised you but I figured as long as it was sweet you wouldn't care!
3. Chicken nuggets for whoever. Not made from real chicken but I swear it tastes the same!
4. I had more food and then I ate it.
5. Dog treats for France! You can have them even if you're not tiny anymore.
Man I should just open up my own chain here. More on that later! First I have a bunch of stuff to get in order, like catching one of those death horses and making it love me best and search my house for little recording devices
For those of you living in American Embassy Apartments on Marshall, don't worry! I'll try and fix this place up before winter comes! I won't be around as much as I used to be anymore, so I might need some back-up running the place. Any volunteers?
[ locked to self ]
YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU'RE HOT AND CHARMING AND KIND AND A PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK. SO WHY DO YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE? ANSWER: BECAUSE GIRLS (OR GAY WEREPIRES) PLAY MIND GAMES. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG, BUT REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES YOUR GIRLFRIENDS GOT PISSED AT YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON? AND THEN IT WAS LIKE THEY EVERYTHING YOU DID WAS HERESY? IT'S LIKE THAT ALL OVER AGAIN. I KNOW IT SUCKS (I'M YOU AFTER ALL) BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. BUT HE DOESN'T. HE'S DUMB. BIG DUMB GAY VAMPIRE. BUT YOU LOVE HIM DESPITE HIM BEING A JERK, SO IF HE DOESN'T ADMIT HE'S WRONG YOU HAVE TO SUCK IT UP OR RISK GETTING DUMPED.
YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU DON'T SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS. GO FIGHT WIN!!!!
P.S. don't forget to tell him you have lice before you sleep with him again.
P.P.S. because I know this communicator is bugged and that the people in charge can read anything: I'm onto you.
[ locked to Tatsumi ]
So. ...If you're in Discedo, I'm next door. But don't come over. Yet.
Sup.