[ I always figured that America's family would be something like Arrested Development ]

Hey, I've read the Bible before, I go to church! I go to the fun church, not the one where you sit around and feel all morose all the time. [ aka African American Baptist Churches. He has yet to realize he's the only white guy there. No one has had the heart to point it out to him yet. ] I read and sing and dance around just like every other good Christian.

Who cares?!