[ You're not his kid or citizen he has no obligation towards you. Wait, no, he lives in the embassy. SLIGHT OBLIGATION.
But he'll take care of Eridan once he tosses his vomit-filled shoes in the shower to wash off. Calling over his shoulder while he does that: ]
It's your fault for being such a cranky jerk who hates whales!
[ And once the water's on and the majority is washed off down the drain, America reappears.
He is frowning.
But bluhhh kid in his embassy HE ALREADY SHOT AT HIM MAYBE HE SHOULD. YOU KNOW. TRY TO BE NICE. ...Sorta. ]
You suck, but I guess I gotta take care of you since you live in my building and you're a kid with anger issues, huh? Want some water or like... tea? I dumped a bunch in the harbor once and you've got weird gills, so you've gotta like tea.
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But he'll take care of Eridan once he tosses his vomit-filled shoes in the shower to wash off. Calling over his shoulder while he does that: ]
It's your fault for being such a cranky jerk who hates whales!
[ And once the water's on and the majority is washed off down the drain, America reappears.
He is frowning.
But bluhhh kid in his embassy HE ALREADY SHOT AT HIM MAYBE HE SHOULD. YOU KNOW. TRY TO BE NICE. ...Sorta. ]
You suck, but I guess I gotta take care of you since you live in my building and you're a kid with anger issues, huh? Want some water or like... tea? I dumped a bunch in the harbor once and you've got weird gills, so you've gotta like tea.
[ PERFECT
LOGIC. ]