text; mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS

[starspangledhero]

oh my god there's rainbows

guys
rainbows.

RAINBOWS.

I

feel

chill.

oh oh wait.

look my text is special too!!

troll typing with rainbows. and liberty and justice for all.

life is beautiful.

I AM SITTING ON THIS COUCH AND WATCHING RAINBOWS IN THE AIR FUCK YES.

I must pet them.

[ clown fish + stingrays = a stoner's dream. ]

Comments

because i needed to.

[biwinning]

ii.



what.

yes. YESSSSS.

[starspangledhero]

THE AIR IS RIPPLING WITH RAINBOWS!!!

and they make funny shapes outta words

oh my
god.

your words.

THEY'RE SWIMMING.

I still see rainbows.

man they're just zooming all over the place.

america you weirdo.

[biwinning]

[I am six sweeps old and what is this.]




...2wiimmiing?

[totallygay]

Alfred.

Did you find something good to smoke or something?

[starspangledhero]

nah.

I mean, nah.

don't think so?

just sitting here and I felt something nibbling at my brain

and now there's rainbows.

they're so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I could type coherently but fuck that. RAINBOWS.

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

And now what the fuck is happening with you.

[starspangledhero]

I'm so super chill, bro.

so chill.

and I see rainbows they are everywhere and it is glorious.

it makes me feel happy inside.

almost like I'm on something but not quite.

I dunno.

oh 70s America

[fierybluebird]

You're gonna pet the rainbows?

the greatest

[starspangledhero]

all the rainbows!

ALL OF THEM.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

wwwwhaaaatttt.

RAINBOWS.

so chill.

is it true that you taste like grape.

[windything.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

so no to what?

[beastoftheseal.livejournal.com]

Soooo I'm not the only one who sees the rainbows then. Good to know.

[starspangledhero]

aren't they beautiful?

everything is beautiful.

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

`8^)

[action]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I think I'm getting a contact high.

[action]

[starspangledhero]

Far out.

[ America is just slumped on the couch, chuckling to himself while he watches rainbows. He lazily lifts a hand to try to catch one, but it swerves away. ]

[adorabloodiest.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

I bet they're the coolest troll.

SO COOL.

[decadeundead.livejournal.com]

...I don't see anything.

{Perhaps a good deal of Discedo had lost their senses after forced unconsciousness.}

[starspangledhero]

they're there!

omnomnoming on all the bad things!

no way am I stressed or anything at all.

just

relaxed.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

((there's something DRASTICALLY IMPORTANT HE NEEDS TO SAY but aahhhh what are rememb'ring...?!?






WAIT. ))

America.... Taste the rainbow.....

[starspangledhero]

I'm trying!

it keeps flying away!