[ If it's any comfort, America would do this to England as an adult too. DANDELION HAIR. ]
Yeah! That's what everyone calls are best friend alliance!
[ America is starting to look excited. It's like everything he's speaking is fact and no one can dispute it. ]
'Cause like, I'm the world super power, and you're pretty big too! Me, you, and... [ he makes a face ] Russia. We were the Big Three, and we're still the ones with the most power and technology. Except, of course, we're awesome and Russia fails at every aspect of life ever but for some reason he's still got spy satellites and bombs and bioweapons and he's like a black abyss of evil and stupid.
no subject
Yeah! That's what everyone calls are best friend alliance!
[ America is starting to look excited. It's like everything he's speaking is fact and no one can dispute it. ]
'Cause like, I'm the world super power, and you're pretty big too! Me, you, and... [ he makes a face ] Russia. We were the Big Three, and we're still the ones with the most power and technology. Except, of course, we're awesome and Russia fails at every aspect of life ever but for some reason he's still got spy satellites and bombs and bioweapons and he's like a black abyss of evil and stupid.
[ rant rant rant. ]