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✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote2010-12-14 11:37 pm
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[ Here is America. He is extremely dirty, tired-looking, and, given the red chapped face and dark tint to his nose and cheeks, slightly frostbitten. Nothing new. If you have been here since his arrival, you probably know what happened while I was on hiatus. ]

Uh. Thanks, Namine. Again. For the... yeah. I'd say it'll never happen again, but it keeps happening.

...D-don't ask where I've been. Not here, is the answer. Kinda out towards the prairie, but I didn't hit the river. Let's just leave it at that.

[ He sniffles loudly and wipes his nose with his sleeve. ]

Sorry 'bout that guys. I try to be around to save the day as much as possible, but it's way harder without planes and stuff! Did I miss anything cool?
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[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Mazel tov.

So... nothing that would get us off the planet. Or whatever?
starspangledhero: (False. Black bear.)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-12-29 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? ...Please tell me that's not Russian.

Nah. But I wouldn't worry about that! Everyone goes home eventually. It's just a matter of playing the waiting game.

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 06:07 am (UTC)(link)


... It's Yiddish.

Have you gone home yet?
starspangledhero: (What'd y'all order a dead guy for?)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-12-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Where's that?

Nope! I've only been here a couple years though, and I know plenty who have! Some came back, others haven't, but I've pretty much been consistent with my staying.

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're a special one, aren't you. So full of blind optimism. Congratulations on being the perkiest idio--uh, perkiest guy I've talked to since being brought to this stinking rock.
starspangledhero: (I'm alive! I'm alive! I am so alive!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-12-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very special! I'm the best there is! [ SO FULLY OF HAPPY. ]

But, I wouldn't really call it blind optimism. There's plenty to be optimistic about, if you know how to look! And it's really just a better way to live than being all gloom and doom, ya know?

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)


Yeah.

Right.

... So, I have a friend. He could really use whatever you're taking.

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
No one can be that happy in this place. Either you're faking, or you're on some seriously potent stuff.
starspangledhero: (Awww I wanted to be ginger!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-12-30 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
What, you think I'm on drugs?! ...Oh man. If only.

What's wrong with being happy, anyway?

DON'T USE THAT ICON ON ME BRO, I CAN'T RESIST IT 8(

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
... Nothing! Nothing... it just uh... This place kinda sucks, and.... you look like -- ... really not ... good.
starspangledhero: (Tell me: what do you know)

DON'T RESIST. GIVE IN TO THE SADFACE.

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-12-30 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it sucks, duh it sucks, especially compared to my place. We don't even get cable here! But dwelling on all the bad stuff sure ain't gonna do me any good. If I let every bad experience drag me down, I'd probably be insane by now. Or worse, Russia.

And I'm totally good! Just a little- wow you're right I kinda look like shit don't I. Man, it's like frost killing crops all over my face.

/RESISTS

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, fair enough.

... Got a beef with Russia?
starspangledhero: (EXTERMINATE)

/your resistance is futile

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He is the worst thing in all creation and I'm counting down the days until his stupid commie regime supposedly collapses.

Except now I'm starting to wonder if he'll create a black hole from his sheer mass collapsing in on itself.

I bet he would just to spite me.

But I'll still be the victor.

/folds 8( so cute ;3;

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay Mister Patriot. You know, I think it's a little late to sign up for the Cold War.
starspangledhero: (Uh. No. There's really no such thing)

/damn straight ;w;

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-05 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't remember signing up, but I was definitely there at the beginning and I'm gonna see this to its end. By its end, I mean Russia's imminent downfall.

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
... By 'late' I mean "It's over." As in "the fat lady sang twenty years ago."

Also I hear you can see Russia from Alaska, but I personally think that's just a bunch of crap.
starspangledhero: (My God; with a car like that)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-05 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
You can see Russia from Alaska?! ...Why haven't I thought of this. Now I can keep an eye on him without leaving my place!

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I think you should keep an eye on Russia from a padded cell instead.

[identity profile] gunshooting.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Those places give you pudding.
starspangledhero: (Allons-y!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I have pudding at home though!
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