Already done the whole "eaten alive" thing. That's the second of my concerns.

[ A hand reaches up to tug his belt up higher. Yeah. YEAH. Nothing serious happened but A TAD TRAUMATIZED AND RIGHTLY PARANOID ABOUT WHAT REAVERS MIGHT DO.

He uses the same hand to wave his hand flippantly. ]

But as you can see, I can handle 'em!

[ And look, he's doing so well to keep his breathing even and not cough. ]