[ that's what you get for scaring the heck out of England with your weird behaviour, America. ruined sheets ]

I'll cut sections off the end, that way you can still use them as bedsheets. They'll just be a bit shorter than usual.

[ short enough to the point your feet hang out, ahahaha ha ha haaaa... and now England is tracing a finger over the sheets, measuring out where he exactly has to cut to make an ugly bowtie ]

You wouldn't miss these sheets, honestly.