[ And by Nova Scotia I mean his penis. Oh, New Years. You don't even want to know what happened to America. ]

Oh man, it was great! We couldn't remember a single thing-- we still can't! It was me, Denmark, England, and Canada. I remember we were all a little tipsy--England and Den were trashed, actually--and we sang The Beatles for some contest. There were these plants, mine was named Rupert, and I was like "hey we should smoke it!"

And then we woke up the next day with all sorts of weird stuff that we didn't remember happening!