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starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
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[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning
[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
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[ sadjrewar;la pink virgin TONY CURTIS. also. I must see these. Especially 1941. It sounds like the war version of Black Dynamite. ]
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What exactly is fighting a war here going to accomplish?
[YES. You have to love a movie that actually includes a scene where an island refugee gives birth while on a submarine hiding from a japanese submarine.... and the person hearing the baby's cries on the sonar thinks its a new weapon.
1941 is hilariously bad. Kind of like 'The Russians are coming the russians are coming, but for the west coast. I mean, you have a hopelessly lost japanese submarine that decides to try and blow up Hollywood while they're that close to the west coast. AND THEY CAN'T FIND IT.
Ha! While you're at it you have to watch 'Those Magnificent Men and their Flying Machines'. Its a race movie set in 1910... and every single character is a national stereotype that matches up far too closely with hetalia characters. Its amazing.]
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[ "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING" is like, the plot to half of war movies hahaha. The other half is "THE GERMANS ARE COMING."
I'VE ACTUALLY HEARD OF THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN OMG. The only problem is that the movie store in my college town didn't have it, nor did Netflix stream it, and then I forgot it existed :( ]