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starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-30 04:54 am
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[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning
[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
ALLIED FORCES,
Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:
There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!
Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.
...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.
Wish me luck!
[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]
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America finally decides to stand up, acting like he wasn't just crouching behind the couch and creeping on Germany. His lips twitch breifly at the compliment, but he is keeps his face mostly 8| like a proper German.
He clacks his heels together and stands erect. He'd do the salute but I'm not willing to sacrifice myself to hell for that just yet. That, and there is no point if there is no hi-five. ]
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Mute would have worked better but....Stares at for the longest time. He's not buying it. He's also not registering that you're trying to be German.))
I appreciate the gesture, but you're being ridiculous. If you need something, say it, if you don't, I have things I need to be doing.
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America's pointing to his ears and throat, speaking of which. This is somehow an indication of "I can't hear or talk but I'm definitely German, don't I look German? Look how German I look. Ignore the glasses. Also, staring at Germany with invisible binoculars. ]
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SURRENDER, AXIS POWER!
1/2 German 8/
now english!
If this is a joke, it's not funny!
ENGLISH ALWAYS
Who's joking? Listen, it'll be a lot easier if you surrender to me, because I know Russia has his eye on Berlin.
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[ Even though it's kinda bullshit since it was mostly the Russians and Brits who won the European part of the conflict. OH WELL, INFLATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE. ]
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[ THROWING THE CHAIR AT GERMANY. ]
FORGIVE MY LATE
He fumbles long enough, turns, and CHUCKS HIS GUN AT AMERICA'S FACE.))
IT'S OKAY <3
TACKLING LIKE AN NFL STAR ]
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sob why must America be the fat one.Anyway, he's attempting to pin Germany to the ground, but he's having a little trouble getting his wrestling moves right. ]